There was an ostrich farm outside my town where we used to go with a doobie and watch those fascinating animals.
One time, one of my friends got so wasted from beer that he said, “Check me out, I’m gonna punch that sucker in the face.” So, he climbed over the fence, threw a punch, missed, and the ostrich kicked him in the ass so hard that the poor dude flew about two meters and landed in some shit. 😂
We had to take him to the hospital because his ass swelled up from that kick, and he ended up staying there for about a week. He hasn’t tried punching an ostrich since. 😁
This is a true story. So please, don’t drink around ostriches. It’s better to go grab a beer with some Nostriches at thenostrworld (npub1nst…rg5l) instead. 🍻
See you 💜
