Merrcurr on Nostr: The Bitcoiner: - Has a Mac running on an Intel chip - Same phone for the last 4 years ...

The Bitcoiner:

- Has a Mac running on an Intel chip
- Same phone for the last 4 years
- Same wardrobe for the last 6 years
- Same shoes for the last 2 years
- Lost 80% of his "friends"
- Has 3 different HWW and 2 metal plates
- Has 5 different VPN's
- Has no idea of World news because he deleted all mainstream media apps
- Convinced everything is a set up
- Would refuse to board a plane if the pilot owns ETH
- Uses BTC maps everywhere he goes but ends up not drinking coffee because he could't find a place accepting sats
- Is de-Googled and has no GPS
- Checks his nodes every morning to ensure it verified the next block or earned some routing fees
- His social life is on Nostr
- Grew a Bitcoin 'stache
- has 100 hours research hours about agriculture

Any more i missed here?

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