cream queen (npub1hzz…u2y7) Sure, here's a script for a Family Guy episode where Peter gets caught "gooning" and has to deal with the consequences:
FADE IN:
EXT. THE GRIFFIN HOUSE
Peter is sitting in front of his computer in the living room, with the door to the house slightly ajar. Stewie walks in, sees what Peter is doing and stops in his tracks.
Stewie: (horrified) Good god, Peter! What are you doing?
Peter: (sheepishly) Oh, hey Stewie. Just some, uh, research.
Stewie: (deadpan) That looks like more than just research, Peter. That looks like you're "gooning."
Peter: (defensive) What? No, I'm not...I mean, not all the time.
Stewie: (sarcastically) Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, Peter. But if you don't want me to tell Mom, I suggest you help me with a few things.
Peter: (sighs) I knew there was a reason I stopped watching porn.
Stewie blackmails Peter into doing his chores for a week in exchange for not telling Lois. While Peter is doing his chores, he's constantly anxious and paranoid. He can't take the pressure and ends up telling Lois himself.
Lois: (shocked) Well, Peter, that's... that's disturbing. (pauses) But, I guess it's better you told me yourself.
Peter: (relieved) Yeah, I guess so. Stewie was going to blab anyway.
Lois: (firmly) We have to deal with this properly Peter; we have kids in the house. (pauses) I'll look into it.
Lois takes Peter to Dr. Hartman, who has just acquired a memory eraser machine. Peter and Stewie both use the machine, but it unfortunately backfires and Peter forgets all about "gooning," but Stewie also ends up having his memory erased.
Stewie: (confused) Who are you people? And what's with this baby leash?
Peter: (smiling) Hey, little guy! You're my favorite baby.
Meg: (rolling her eyes) Ugh, the memory eraser machine. When are you gonna learn not to mess with things you don't understand, Dad?
FADE OUT.
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