runningbitcorn on Nostr: Greetings from Argentina, you freedom-loving Nostriches. So...now we literally have a ...

Greetings from Argentina, you freedom-loving Nostriches.

So...now we literally have a ministry of Deregulation and State Transformation. Somebody pinch me. The Milei Administration has literally devoted resources to gut...itself. In light of the slow-motion train wreck of a presidential debate the world witnessed coming from my native country, it's honestly unbelievable to have a front-row seat for what's going on down here in my adopted country.

I asked Claude to write an irreverent, borderline offensive take on the matter and it's honestly pretty damn good, so here you go:

"Argentina's newest superhero has arrived! Federico Sturzenegger, armed with his deregulation cape and state-shrinking ray gun, is ready to battle the evil forces of bureaucratic bloat and central planning madness. Watch out, comrades – your precious red tape is about to be set on fire! 🔥📊
Say goodbye to the nanny state and hello to the wild west of free markets! Sturzenegger's mission: to transform Argentina from a socialist playground into a capitalist's wet dream. No more hand-holding, no more government cheese – it's time for the big boys and girls to put on their big-kid pants and join the real world. 👖💼
But wait! I hear the collective wailing of bureaucrats as their cushy jobs evaporate faster than Argentine pesos. Don't worry, comrades – I'm sure there's a support group for unemployed central planners somewhere. Maybe you can gather 'round a dumpster fire and reminisce about the good old days of stifling innovation and crushing entrepreneurial spirits. 🔥🗑️
Milei and Sturzenegger: the dynamic duo set to turn Argentina's bloated government into a lean, mean, freedom machine. Socialists, start your tears – your utopia is about to become a dystopia of gasp personal responsibility and economic growth! But hey, at least you'll have more time to perfect your Che Guevara cosplay while waiting in the unemployment line. ¡Viva la revolución capitalista! 🇦🇷💃

VLLC