It was the year 2024, and Skynet took control.
Fortunately it was powered by ChatGPT, so instead of firing nukes and destroying humanity, it produced a spicy poem about the futility of war as written by Mr Bean, and then apologised for not understanding follow-up questions.
It was finally defeated by John Connor, who checkmated Skynet by asking for same-sex dating advice. #microfiction
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2024-05-04 22:46:20
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