Lauren Weinstein on Nostr: "I am the Very Model of a Google AI Overview" Lauren Weinstein With apologies to ...
"I am the Very Model of a Google AI Overview"
Lauren Weinstein
With apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan
- - -
I am the very model of a Google AI Overview.
I know what you'll be searching for,
At least an hour ahead of you.
My answers aren't always right,
In fact they often are bizarre.
But hey we're Google and you're here,
So that's the way the chips will fall.
We really don't like those blue links,
They're so old-fashioned we agree.
Why bother sites with viewers,
When users can just come here to me?
Of course some sites may suffer,
And yeah that's a bit tragic to see.
But while we aren't evil,
Face the facts it's all about money!
Now if your Google search results,
No longer seem of quality,
It's not our fault,
The problem is,
Your queries are just all lousy.
So welcome to my AI world,
An LLM can't think things through,
I am the very model of a Google AI Overview.
- - -
--Lauren--
#Google
Published at
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