An acorn falls on the roof of your car. Do you:
1) say, "huh."
2) say, "stupid goddamn acorn."
3) immediately do a dive and barrel roll, and empty your clip at a handcuffed person in the back seat.
If you answer #3, congratulations! You are law enforcement material!
#policing #AbolishPolice #acab #cops
https://jalopnik.com/florida-cop-empties-his-gun-runs-for-cover-after-acorn-1851255383
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2024-02-14 19:17:55
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