jpfrogmd on Nostr: ER doc: “Hey man. Need a favor. The psychiatrist wants to admit this guy, but needs ...

ER doc: “Hey man. Need a favor. The psychiatrist wants to admit this guy, but needs your help managing the medical issues.”

Me: “Um…doesn’t look like he has much going on but sure, why not? What’s the story anyways?”

ER doc: “This guy was brought in by police because he stripped naked and ran around a Waffle House trying to fart on customers’ plates.”

Me: “I mean…to be fair…is that unusual behavior, or an uncommon occurrence at a Waffle House overnight?”

ER doc: “This happened during the breakfast rush.”

Me: “Oh…well…yeah, that’s fucked up then…I’ll be right down.”