jpfrogmd on Nostr: Bride: “Do you want to go to the farmer’s market today?” Me: “Meh. I’d ...
Bride: “Do you want to go to the farmer’s market today?”
Me: “Meh. I’d rather cut off my eyelids, take a gallon-sized tobasco enema, or get my junk chopped off.”
Bride: “Ok.”
Me: “Ok?”
Bride: “Yes. That all sounds fine too.”
Long story short…I’m at the farmers market now.
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2024-07-07 20:37:55Event JSON
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