owl. on Nostr: I had to go outside because I heard the strangest sound in the distance, it was like ...

I had to go outside because I heard the strangest sound in the distance, it was like a gale force wind, like a train storming through right next to my home.

I turned on the weather report - there's a serious wind storm going down over by Transgrammaractivist's house, caused by the sheer amount of inhalation he is doing on Jim's penis. I breathed a sigh of relief, fetched my steeping tea and returned.