worshipbitcoin on Nostr: "You see this? This is the king of the jungle. Huge mane out to here. He’s laying ...

"You see this? This is the king of the jungle. Huge mane out to here. He’s laying down under a tree in the middle of Africa. He’s so big, he’s so hot, he doesn’t want to move. Now, the little lions come, they start messing with him, biting his tail, biting his ears, he doesn’t do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him, coming over, making trouble, still nothing. Now, the other animals, they notice this, and they start to move in, the jackals, the hyenas, they’re barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes and eat the food that’s in his domain. They do this, and they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder, till one day that lion gets up and tears the s**t out of everybody, runs like the wind, eats everything in his path, ‘cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is."