It's a shame the hell this guy is probably going to go through, but this is funny. Maybe my mind is just a little off track!
Headline: Man Arrested After Sending 100’s Of Used Dildos To The Whitehouse On Valentine’s Day So, “Joe Biden Can Go F*ck Himself!”
https://kvta4.com/breaking-news/man-arrested-after-sending-100s-of-used-dildos-to-the-whitehouse-on-valentines-day-so-joe-biden-can-go-fck-himself/