Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: I pinched a stuffed badger from a pub on a drunken night out. Wife went ballistic ...

I pinched a stuffed badger from a pub on a drunken night out. Wife went ballistic when she saw it the next morning. Made me take it back so I dropped it on the pub doorstep early and rung them in a disguised voice 'ze badger ist on ze doorstep '. It made the local paper