Laeserin (nprofile…kthk)
trying my hand at competing with AI on a roast. sorry if it's bad @laeserin. this is meat brain versus AI brain:
Oh Laeserin, with your pop starlet good looks and Lady Di short hair, will you ever find out why you have so many followers with no notes. Or is it one anonymous follow for every follow who muted you? Could there be that many jealous GFs out there who said "Mute her or else!". Or were there that many angry project managers who wondered who was stealing their star coders' precious time, as they were responding to the latest philosophical catnip you were serving. If the 3 letter agencies ever got you as a super star hire, you would negotiate a complete restructuring first. Tech, marketing, creative writing--what field have you not mastered? The Paris runway alone is safe since those runways can't be walked remotely, and you prefer a remote village. But if the Nostr protocol ever needs to load test zaps, just don that infamous revenge black dress and post!
Gar bear
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2024-09-09 15:44:09
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