> "Welcome back; it's a miracle you're alive. You've been in a coma after you were found unconscious in a nuclear waste dump site."
> "Oh... did I get superpowers?"
> "Well, some of your cells got the superpower to maliciously reproduce; I wouldn't get a 'cancer man' leotard just yet though."
too stupid for friends /
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2023-09-04 05:46:13
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