Chris Liss on Nostr: Wife parked the car today about 14 inches from the curb. As we were leaving, she ...

Wife parked the car today about 14 inches from the curb. As we were leaving, she asked, “Should I move it closer?” And before I could answer, she said, “It’s fine, I’ll leave it.”

But I could tell it bothered her. She fancies herself a champion parallel parker, certainly thinks she’s better than I am, and it had to hurt for me to witness such a poor performance.

So I said, “Yeah, it’s fine. But you realize it brings up your life’s average-distance-from-the-curb number above mine.”

She didn’t agree, but I assured her 14 inches would move the needle a lot, and no matter what would always negatively impact her life’s average.

Have a feeling the next few times I take the car, I’ll find it snug af against the curb.