#nostr #obsidian #testing

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One, two

One, two, testicles

Hello world? Do you read me? ~~Or not?~~

This is a note pushed out via obsidian. Do work? %%[[What about hidden stuff]]%%

It is just me trying to figure out how stuff works. If you see this note, feel free to ignore and carry on.

I am just testing things out. This is just a drill.

Mic-check

The nose?

I dunno. Must be a king. How do you know she is a witch? Bloody Peasant! We found them.

I'm not a witch. Burn her! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Well, I didn't vote for you. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! It's only a model. He hasn't got shit all over him.

1. We found them.
2. Be quiet!
3. Burn her!

Look, my liege!

The nose? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! I have to push the pram a lot. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. Why?

• Camelot!
• What a strange person.
• Bloody Peasant!

Oh, ow! Why do you think that she is a witch? You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Who's that then? A newt? We want a shrubbery!! You don't vote for kings. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Why do you think that she is a witch? Bloody Peasant! And the hat. She's a witch! I'm not a witch.

Did you dress her up like this? You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? A newt?

He hasn't got shit all over him. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.

Bloody Peasant! Be quiet! Bring her forward! And the hat. She's a witch! Why?

I dunno. Must be a king. Well, how'd you become king, then? You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.

Why do you think that she is a witch? …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! The nose? Well, I got better.

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.

I'm not a witch. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.