I’m proud to announce the new, next-gen Linux packaging format: FlatSnappImage!
With centuries of combined packaging design experience, Red Hat, Canonical, and randos on the Internet have created the ONLY format you need. Its revolutionary design includes the best of all worlds:
• Allocating all unused disk space in case its needed in the future
• Proprietary back-end with no human review
• No sandboxing, because it just gets in the way!
#FlatSnappImage #Flatpak #Snap #AppImage #AprilFools
Cassidy James :eos: :gg: :fh: /
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