It's just another normal workday and then I pass the Whiteboard and see that my Princess has written "It's only 157 days until Christmas" and I'm reminded of the fact that anybody who tries to forcefully steal her innocence will face my wrath. I will run them through a woodchipper. Feet first.
Sigh.
Forgive me for my zeal, Lord Jesus. And please provide me with millstones, rope, and a good boat.
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2024-07-25 21:22:49
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