Christopher Mims on Nostr: * hair dryer * Siri detects, prevents impending faux pas * tiny laser etches "[your ...
* hair dryer
* Siri detects, prevents impending faux pas
* tiny laser etches "[your name] was here [the date]" on whatever desk surface you set it down on
* phone thieves automatically doused with explosion of indelible ink
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