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I wish I didn't try to be a hero. When I was homeless I foiled an attempted bank robbery. The thanks I got from the bank was a calculator and £25 of Amazon vouchers. The fuck does a homeless person do with Amazon vouchers? Should have let the bastards get robbed.
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