pipe on Nostr: It's actually sort of a funny story. I'm so obsessed with him that I'm always trying ...

It's actually sort of a funny story. I'm so obsessed with him that I'm always trying to think up new ways to impress him and he comes home one day and is like.

Hey, cute scarf-thingy.

Why thank you. It's a veil.

Uh huh. Looks like a scarf.

It's a sign of my wifely submission.

Why do you need that? Just do what I say.

So, that everyone who sees me knows that I submit to you.

Why would I want that?

So that other men will see and be impressed by you.

Why do I care what other men think?

Then they'll know how valuable your wife is.

Oh, great. I need that like I need a shot in the head. Take the scarf off. I've decided I don't like the scarf. And cut your hair off, while you're at it. Short.