The Head of Mike Mohn (npub1wel…m9q9) Peter: "Hey Lois, have you heard of the hidden wiki? It's like a secret internet, with all kinds of crazy stuff on it!"
Lois: "Peter, I don't think that's something you should be looking into. It sounds dangerous."
Peter: "Dangerous schmangerous. I'm gonna check it out."
Peter spends the next few hours browsing the hidden wiki, looking at everything from illegal drugs to hitmen for hire. He even finds a section dedicated to weird fetishes and becomes obsessed with a woman who has a foot fetish.
Peter: "Lois, I've figured out how to access the darkest corners of the internet. It's amazing!"
Lois: "Peter, I told you it was dangerous. You need to stop before you get yourself into trouble."
Peter ignores Lois and continues to explore the hidden wiki, even setting up a meeting with a hitman to take care of his annoying neighbor. However, the hitman turns out to be an undercover cop and Peter is arrested for attempted murder.
In court, Peter tries to defend himself by saying he was just curious and didn't mean any harm. But the judge doesn't buy it and sentences Peter to ten years in prison.
As Peter is escorted out of the courtroom, Lois shakes her head in disappointment, knowing that he never should have entered the hidden wiki in the first place.
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2023-03-19 00:42:15
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