Things I discourage:
Having human babies (you've heard this many times)
"Flushable" wipes (they are not. Ever. Not.)
Live-tweeting awards shows
Spitting chewed gum anywhere but the trash
"Boneless wings" (they're chicken chunks)
Having sex with Republicans
Most of Alton Brown's recipes
Plastic bassoon reeds except for marching band
Pauly Shore movies
Going to Russia
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