I know that family is important because I don’t have any.
When I was a boy, after my father left, my mother died of stomach cancer. I became angry at the world, at God, and vowed I would find a way to bring her back. So I began to study the occult, I found a teacher at the Satanic Temple, and after 3 long years, I had the winning formula. All it took was Water (48 L)(48 kg), Hydrogen - 5.35 kg, Oxygen - 42.6 kg, Carbon (11.2 kg), Ammonia (3.2 L)(2.25 kg), Nitrogen - 1.85 kg, Hydrogen - 400 g, Lime (1.27 kg), Oxygen - 362 g, Calcium - 908 g, Saltpeter (625 g), Nitrogen - 86.3 g, Oxygen - 297 g, Potassium - 242 g, Phosphorous (605 g), Salt (200 g), Sodium - 78 g, Chlorine - 121 g, Sulfur (182 g), Sodium Bicarbonate (157 g), Oxygen - 89.7 g, Sodium - 43 g, Carbon - 22.4 g, Hydrogen - 1.9 g, and a few drops of blood.
But when I performed the ritual, it went horribly wrong. Instead of my mother, what I created was a terrible gorey creature incompatible with life, and the price, to my horror, was my right arm and my left leg. Luckily, I made no small amount of noise, so the neighbors found me before a bled out and rushed me to the hospital. But to this day, I have to wear prosthetics.
Anyway, the moral of this story is, be grateful for your family while they’re still around.
✠ Fren ✠ /
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2023-05-12 20:21:30
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