Crizzo on Nostr: I had a juvenile seagull get trapped in my balcony once. It hadn't learned to fly yet ...

I had a juvenile seagull get trapped in my balcony once. It hadn't learned to fly yet and it threw up some chunks of fish. I had to capture it in a plastic storage bin and I took it to the street outside my apartment and let it loose. It immediately climbed up on someone's BMW and took a shit.