I have a solution to the twin problems of public school funding and teacher pay the militarization of the police and police reform
I'm proud to announce TANKS FOR SCHOOLS
Does your school need a tank
How about a cadre of drones
Perchance a microwave weapon
All your school needs to do is register itself as a police department
Petty crimes will now be investigated by 8 year olds, but teachers will earn six figures (win-win)
Warrantless surveillance tech is educational too
Go bears
Ben Werdmuller :ben: :tardis: /
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