Nintendo Switch 2 looking like Q2 2025
https://kotaku.com/nintendo-direct-switch-2-release-date-1851621426
Bitcoin ETFs were approved
https://www.sec.gov/newsroom/speeches-statements/gensler-statement-spot-bitcoin-011023
Fed rate stands at 5.33%
Boring Company apparently did this years ago
https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/elon-musks-boring-company-shares-video-of-its-bricks-being-manufactured
Higgs Boson is constantly being inverted
A hybrid car was involved in a fire in the Boston Tunnel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08QacEkJSQ8
The SEC's twitter account was hacked
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/22/new-details-emerge-about-secs-x-account-hack-including-sim-swap.html
Trump IS calling for Gary Gensler to be fired, but presumably would be 2025
https://cointelegraph.com/news/donald-trump-pledges-fire-sec-chair-gary-gensler
In Antarctica, they have discovered some neutrinos below the ice
https://earthsky.org/space/rare-neutrinos-detected-icecube-tau/
Maybe they did bring someone back from the dead last year
https://upworthyscience.com/coming-back-from-the-dead-is-no-longer-science-fiction/particle-5
Burger King not gonna bring back the Kids Club unless we put the pressure on em.
https://news.bk.com/contact-us
So far, White Castle is not racist
https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g45963-d7675155-r621597228-White_Castle-Las_Vegas_Nevada.html
Apple may be relenting and allowing zaps
Wild Hogs have not yet made it to NYC
https://wibx950.com/watch-out-for-this-extremely-aggressive-and-invasive-species-in-new-york/
Disney will never go bankrupt
Africa is becoming a Bitcoin mining hub
https://www.emurgo.africa/blog/posts/10-countries-bitcoin-mining-takes-off-in-africa-powered-by-green-energy
Floating Cities are actually being built
https://www.newsweek.com/maldives-floating-city-satellite-photos-construction-1897098
An iPhone did survive a 16000 ft drop
https://9to5mac.com/2024/04/26/iphone-drop-from-boeing-jet-alaska-airlines/
Dubai had some floods, but they kept the temperature in check not to freeze
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/20/weather/dubai-flood-rain-life-halts-weather-intl/index.html
Corny Chat is still under 100 concurrent users
Bitcoin did reach a new all time high on March 14
Measles is aerosolized and contagious
https://newsnetwork.mayoclinic.org/discussion/understanding-measles-and-the-current-outbreak/
Fight for $40 has not formally started
We haven't had the elections yet, so Trump can't be re-elected yet.
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