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2024-06-22 23:17:43

Bitcoinium on Nostr: This SHIT IS MENTAL !!!! I bought this book from Amazon and I just happen to get my ...

This SHIT IS MENTAL !!!!

I bought this book from Amazon and I just happen to get my little sister's book from high school. I am Noha Simsaa. She is Sulafa Simsaa.

She went to a small, private high school in Madison, WI. The name of the school is Edgewood High School.

Let's calculate the odds of something like this happening in real life. Why? Because this is NOT the first time something like this happens to me.

I defer to the time I made a phone call via Skype to my sister Maysa in Nairobi, Kenya only to have some guy named Nicholas of all the names (Sulafa's American husband), from Copenhagen, Denmark (why the Kenyan mobile and also where Maysa "graduated" from her master's program in public health and met her German husband Christoph Schmidt) pick up the phone. We talked for a while and I even told him I am not vegan anymore. The odds of that happening Swedish Skype is ZERO. I asked chatGPT but I had to force-feed it the answer. Sam Altman/Elon Musk, you have some "training" to do with chatGPT

Population of USA in 2000: 281M

Percent of High Schoolers in 2000: 16.3M

Number of high school students in Edgewood in 2000: 1059

Number of High School Students in Edgewood High School per class: 256

Probability that I end up with my very own sister's copy of school novel is 250/ ZERO!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON !!!!


I won't lie. I am scared. This is beyond the simulation. I have been living like this for the past decade and it is getting hard to stay sane. What would you do???

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