Dan Fixes Coin-Ops on Nostr: They've got my blood. Stuck a needle in me. A blood cell saw this massive metal thing ...

They've got my blood.

Stuck a needle in me. A blood cell saw this massive metal thing that is Obviously Not Dan and went "Aye that's where I'll go right enough" and all its mates went "Oh you're going that way? We're doing this now? OK whatever lol" Damn fools.

My blood is now property of UPMC.