Upon a recent scan of your Permanent Record, Palantir Police™️ found a cultural appropriation tweet that you liked back in 2015 and automatically sentenced you to death. Your execution date is set for next Thursday after your 12 hour shift at the Amazon fulfillment center. Please report to the Walmart+ execution center, conveniently located next to the GLP-1 stall, 15 mins before your scheduled execution time.
You don’t have enough Palantir bucks in your account to pay for the execution, so we will give you a loan at 25% APY from Strategy Bank, which your children will have to pay off for you. Your viable tissues will be harvested and given to 150 year olds Peter Thiel and Alex Karp so they can live for an extra day.
Moloch thanks you for your attention to this matter.
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