Zardoz on Nostr: I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid..... ...
I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid..... ๐
Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.
The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the hall floor! That's the โthank youโ I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor. ๐ก
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"He'll be back again someday".
Merry Christmas Peeps. ๐๐
#christmas #nostr #stacksats
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