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2023-10-05 17:49:59

npub12r…ehrv9 on Nostr: Possibly the funniest ask for sats I've seen yet. This man is funny. Zap his sense of ...

Possibly the funniest ask for sats I've seen yet.
This man is funny. Zap his sense of humor! ⚡
Dear frens,

It is impossible for me to stack #Sats⚡ going door to door or baking cakes. My Neighbours think #Bitcoin is only used to buy AK-47 or drugs on the darknet. Them #Normies.
Please help me avoid getting labelled #weird by supportin me with your #zap, and helping me satisfy my need of #Stacking #Sats⚡ for absolutely no reason.
Thank you in advance for your support!

$15 = 89k #Sats⚡: I do not want to bake, so here is the money I would have spent on those cupcakes.
$25 = 148k #Sats⚡: I do not want to hit up friends, family, and co-workers, so here is the money I would have spent buying wrapping paper.
$50: 296k #Sats⚡: I do not want to walk, swim or run in any activity that has the word "thon" in it. Here is the money I would have spent on the "free" t-shirt.

Thank you frens for supporting me through you #Zaps for absolutely no reason, helping #MakingNostrGreatAgain.

I know that together we can make them 533k #Sats⚡

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Author Public Key
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