npub18yve5f33hyqq35t3y3xu72t9x33pfdznd0kq78lf73wkxchzr5hsmjxxyn (npub18yv…xxyn) Mine is generally "Oh, I can make this a lot faster with a bit of C."
Me three hours later: "I NEVER WANT TO SEE THIS HORRIBLE LANGUAGE AGAIN"
Me six hours later: "hmm, C might do the trick here..."