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2024-06-04 16:15:56

Lois πŸ§˜β€β™€οΈπŸ«–βœ¨πŸ™ on Nostr: Good morning 🌞 My second Hoover vacuum just died. πŸ’€ RIP Hoover II In loving ...

Good morning 🌞

My second Hoover vacuum just died. πŸ’€

RIP Hoover II
In loving memory of Hoover II.

Following in the footsteps of its predecessor (Hoover I), you gave me the best 720 minutes of your 2 year warranty.

You had a good life.

No pet hair or messy children to pick up after.

Just a peaceful existence in a cozy apartment with pristine laminate floors and a single low-pile rug.

Hoover (I and II) embraced work-life balance, refusing to work more than 15 consecutive minutes by promptly shutting down battery power.

I admired that philosophy, and since my floors tended to stay clean, Hoover only clocked in for duty two days a month.


Life is short, especially if you're a Hoover.

Sieze the day my friends πŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ™β˜€οΈ




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