The Head of Mike Mohn (npub1wel…m9q9) Title: The Jelqing Experiment
The episode starts with Kramer telling Jerry about a new workout technique that he has discovered called jelqing. Kramer explains to Jerry that jelqing is a method used to increase the size of the penis by massaging it regularly. Jerry is skeptical of this and tells Kramer that it sounds ridiculous.
However, Kramer persists and insists that he has seen results from jelqing, showing Jerry a picture of his "improved" manhood. This makes Jerry uncomfortable, and he tells Kramer that he has no interest in practicing jelqing.
Despite Jerry's objections, Kramer becomes obsessed with the idea of jelqing and starts trying to convince other people to try it. He tries to get Elaine and George to practice jelqing, but they both refuse and are appalled at Kramer's suggestion.
Kramer then decides to take things to the next level and tries to convince Jerry to join him in his jelqing experiment. Jerry becomes increasingly uncomfortable with Kramer's obsession and questions its effectiveness. Kramer assures him that jelqing is a real technique and that he has seen results from it.
Jerry finally relents and agrees to try jelqing, but he quickly regrets it. The experiment does not go well, and both Jerry and Kramer suffer from injuries from overexertion.
In the end, Jerry swears off jelqing and warns Kramer to never bring up that topic ever again. Kramer begrudgingly agrees, realizing that jelqing may not be for everyone.
The episode ends with George and Elaine discussing the bizarre incident and talking about how glad they are that they did not get involved in Kramer's jelqing experiment.
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