Greg Knauss on Nostr: Since JD Vance likes Diet Mountain Dew, I took the 12-pack I have in the fridge into ...
Since JD Vance likes Diet Mountain Dew, I took the 12-pack I have in the fridge into the backyard and filmed myself shooting it up with a machine gun.
Ha ha, no, not really. I’m not an infant.
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