When the total eclipse passes over central Texas and its majesty is obscured by rain clouds, a crack is going to open up in the earth and demons are going to pour out and begin turning people into zombies. It will be the beginning of the first age of chaos that will last until the infinite space raven eats the universe.
You heard it from me first.
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