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2024-06-02 22:36:43

Habeeb on Nostr: 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇮🇱 I've discovered a never-before proposed 2-state ...

🇺🇸🇲🇽🇮🇱 I've discovered a never-before proposed 2-state solution--place Israel between 2 states: Mexico and the United States. #UnitedStatesOfIsrael

ADVANTAGES:
▪️We could put a wall all the way around Israel to protect it from immigration invasions. Since American leadership won't build a wall for Americans, but will spare no expense for Israel, Israel and its wall would serve as a de facto wall for the US border. 2 birds, one shekel.
▪️Texas Governor Greg Abbott wouldn't have to travel half-way around the world to kiss the wall. Remember: the business of Israel is the business of Texas! Perfect synergy.
▪️Easier for American congressmen to make Aliyah.
▪️Israel would get the land from the river (Rio Grande) to the sea (the Gulf of Mexico)--just what it's always wanted.
▪️Israel would be closer to its drug and human-trafficking operations.
▪️American evengelical Christians, concentrated in the southern United States, would be closer to their greatest ally.
▪️Mexico's future next-president ✡️Claudia Sheinbaum could live in Israel and commute home from work on the weekends.
▪️Mexican Catholics would be new Christians for Israelis to spit on.
▪️Finally get some decent tacos and BBQ both in Israel.

DISADVANTAGES:
🔻Israel would be our neighbor.
🔻Fewer wars in the Middle East for American military contractors to profit off of.
🔻No more democracy in the Middle East.
🔻Fewer proxy wars with Russia in the Middle East.
🔻International relations with Iran and other Middle Eastern countries would improve.
🔻We wouldn't get to pay $Billions in bribes to various Middle Eastern countries to not attack Israel.
🔻All the businesses that fled the United States for Israel would be right back on our doorstep.

What do you think of my solution?

Original Post:
https://x.com/SamParkerSenate/status/1784208384595742940

https://nitter.poast.org/SamParkerSenate/status/1784208384595742940#m


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