"Walking into BitMart, having to scan your id/bitcoin/nostr/lightning/healthcare/wallet to gain access.
The door scanners asks where your bitcoin came from cuz there’s no kyc attached to it prior to you.
They don’t let you in & they don’t let you leave the vestibule.
The police show up & take you directly to jail for having acquired anonymous bitcoin.
There is no trial you’re a federal criminal now.
They seize all your bitcoin & turn you into Soylent green as punishment for your crimes against humanity."
kidwarp
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2024-02-06 20:15:06
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2024-02-06 20:15:06Event JSON
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