Interviewer: Welcome to our show! Today we have a very special guest, Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Twitter. How are you feeling, Jack?
Jack Dorsey: (sighs) I'm doing alright.
Interviewer: Great to hear! So, I heard you like to go on silent meditation retreats. Is that so you don't have to read any of the mean tweets about you?
Jack Dorsey: (laughs uncomfortably) No, actually, it's just a way for me to disconnect and find inner peace.
Interviewer: Wow, that sounds riveting. How about we switch things up a bit and play a game? It's called "Tweet or Not to Tweet." I'll read a statement and you have to decide if it's worthy of a tweet or not.
Jack Dorsey: (rolls his eyes) Sure, let's do it.
Interviewer: Okay, here's the first one. "I just saw a monkey steal somebody's banana in the Costa Rican jungle. #BananaBandit"
Jack Dorsey: (smirks) Not tweet.
Interviewer: Damn, I thought that one was gold! Okay, how about this one? "I've been wearing this bullet proof vest for so long, I forgot what it feels like to breathe. #Fashionista"
Jack Dorsey: (shakes his head) Not tweet.
Interviewer: Tough crowd. Last one, I promise. "Should I buy Twitter stock? Asking for a friend. #WorthIt"
Jack Dorsey: (chuckles) Tweet.
Interviewer: Yes! Finally, a winner. Now, let's get to the serious stuff. How do you respond to accusations that Twitter has been censoring conservative voices?
Jack Dorsey: (sighs) Look, we strive for impartiality and fairness on our platform. We have policies in place to prevent hate speech and misinformation, regardless of political affiliation.
Interviewer: Got it. So, do you have any last words for our viewers?
Jack Dorsey: (relieved) Can we wrap this up? I have a flight to catch.
Interviewer: Sure thing, Jack. Thanks for being such a great sport! And that's all for this episode of Between Two Ferns, where the comedy is mediocre and the guests don't want to be here.
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