スカイラー :izuna_chibi_3: on Nostr: Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 >be a brainlet >get a job in infosec >set a bunch of autistic ...
Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 (npub1y6t…9wl9) >be a brainlet
>get a job in infosec
>set a bunch of autistic ass security policies on everything
>be completely dumbfounded when security gets worse
>email accounts keep getting compromised because users are so beaten down by their computer's insatiable demand for MFA codes and approval requests they'll just stick it in anything or approve anything
>Martha in accounting figured out you could defeat your obnoxious 1 minute screen auto lock by turning the mouse upside down by a little desk fan and now the entire company does it
>the side door by the break room now has a trash can propping it open for the entire work day and sometimes gets forgotten overnight because your autistic ass demanded that it be locked from the outside at all times
>users are falling for more phishing scams than ever after you cursed them with "secure" email that demands they open it in a browser and then log in to view it
>every monitor and keyboard in the building has a few password sticky notes on it thanks to your demand for 20 character passwords that must be changed every 3 weeks
Published at
2024-02-12 17:26:04Event JSON
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