(A Thread) Things spotted on market day in small city #newzealand
2 women arguing over whether or not the energies from amethyst is harmful to #cats
I overheard the following "You've poisons her chi! You'll have to neutralize with some rose quartz."
An elderly couple having an argument about how slow he is at using the ATM and how he's always slow and could he be any slower, people are watching. Finally the guy turned and bowed to the waiting line saying "Thank you for attending a performance of the world's longest running drama." He then wandered off grinning. Wife broke out laughing. Followed.
A tiny human arguing vehemently with his dad that he NEEDED no less than FOUR sausages in a bun to survive the day. Dying swan act was implemented. Dad was impervious. Moments later child declared he didn't like sausages and just wanted a bun. Then he declared he just wanted the ketchup. Later seen with face covered in mustard.
A woman asking a guy running a natural remedy stall if his natural parasite treatment can cure her of her ex-husband.
5 teenage boys standing in the chocolate aisle of supermarket while 1 held court over the correct one to get for Valentine's Day. Vibe was deadly serious. (White caramel honey chocolate is the ONLY chocolate to get in case you're wondering.)
2 women, one around 40, one around 80 standing in front of MacDonalds. Younger woman saying to older while grinning. "Come on, Dad'll never know."
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