Captain Kirk: "A .. green .. woman. I'm gonna fuck that."
Spock: "This is highly illogical, Captain."
Dr. McCoy: "Dammit, Jim! I'm not curing your space herpes!"
Scotty: "Hae ye a drink an try ta relax!"
Uhura: "Ooogabooga Starfleet be callin' n shiiieeet!"