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MAKE ME FALL OFF YOUR LAP
The game is simple
Jump on my lap
I apply ministrations
Finding the spots
That make you purr
Stretch
Contort
Without concious volition
Until you slide off
I win
Or
You end the game some other way
You win
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🐈
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
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