Hmmm, Blow me?
In all seriousness, I am sorry you think keeping real money in monero is a good idea.
But let's be honest here, you don't have any real money, savings, or assets, do you? Just chilling in your incel life acting like you need completely private tx for your opioids.
XMR has literally been trending to zero against bitcoin. This isn't up for debate.
Keeping stable with the USD means you have lost value in the real world. It isn't even doing that. Each 'bull run' gets a smaller and smaller peak since it's first main push into the markets.