True story:
A close friend worked the ER.
A flaming faggot comes in telling everyone he's pregnant and is ready to give birth. He complained of abdominal pain. Staff is puzzled. They take him to get an x-ray.
X-ray comes back showing a distinct outline of an Aqua Velva bottle in his bowel.
Faggot shoved a bottle of after shave up his backside because he wanted to be pregnant and give birth.
But fags are totally stable and not psychotic at all. lol
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