npub1nxqhmxy98s2sjlwm3uns95ehcpmqjvwhdrn0d2ndleu0pe37ygcs9j88j6 (npub1nxq…88j6) a somewhat related oldie I heard was:
A physics professor gets pulled over for running a red light.
- Sir, you ran a red light just now.
- Oh did I? I'm sorry officer, I thought it was green.
- It was clearly red, sir.
- Well, I can explain that. See, the color changed due to doppler blueshift, as I was moving towards the street light.
- Right. In that case I take this as an admission of speeding. What speed would you say you had to be driving at?
- …I think I ran a red, in fact.
Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 /
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2024-03-02 18:32:42
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