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What urinal strategies do you employ? #asknostr

The Classic:
Step up, aim straight, and let fly. Nothing fancy.
Splashback: moderate

The Smooth Landing:
Aim the stream so that it hits a curved surface at a near perfect tangent. Maintain stability and flow as best as possible
Splashback: minimal

The Sound and Fury:
Aim directly for the water puddle. This may require shooting the gaps in plastic inserts.
Splashback: severe

The Even Coat:
Sweep back and forth from top to bottom, coating the entire back surface. Ensure to break up surface tension where the descending streams have developed "legs". Nobody like runs in their paint.
Splashback: moderate

The Freshest:
Aim directly at the puck. Use the stream to both warm it up and agitate the surface. This allows the aroma to bloom.
Splashback: moderate to severe

The Long Shot:
Back up and go for distance. Not for the bashful, but how do you know your range if you don't try?
Splashback: moderate, depending on abilities

The Arc:
How high can the stream get before plummeting back to earth? Can it go over the top?
Splashback: severe

The Tables Have Turned:
Aim the stream directly up into the port that the water flush comes from.
Splashback: moderate