Stop me if I've told this story before.
Was in the car in LA this past summer with my then 11-YO, waiting near the curb of a strip mall for wife to get here a sandwich and me coffee.
I was pretty snug against it to leave room for cars to go by, and they were, no problem.
Some woman in her 60s, drives by super slowly as if there isn’t at least three feet between my car and hers, says, “Are you so self-entitled, you can’t move your car?”
And before I can think, out of my mouth comes, “Are you so retarded, you can’t drive your car?”
Daughter got a good laugh out of that, told it to her mom who did not find it amusing.
Chris Liss /
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